Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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