I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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