The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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