I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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