What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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