How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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