Non-Jews are for practice
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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