ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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