if you like me you must not know who I am
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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