how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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