Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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