I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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