More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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