Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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