I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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