the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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