Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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