Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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