i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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