apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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