After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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