Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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