i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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