The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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