Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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