I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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