Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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