Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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