how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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