Porn is love you can see.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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