I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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