does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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