Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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