My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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