I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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