Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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