we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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