she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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