Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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