Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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