Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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