that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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