That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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