I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I love black thongs
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
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