: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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