My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
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