Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
