Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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