im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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