After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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