So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
