Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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