is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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