ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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