It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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