PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
its liver damage thursday
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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