Pants 0. Shit 1.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
wow bdsm is so cute
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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