R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just want to make out with him forever
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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